I know. I know. It's been a while. I'm sure any regular readers I may have had have found more vibrant reading material. The pregnancy blog is a good idea until one realizes that there are few daily changes. It's all very gradual. Imagine you've been blobbing through your live as usual and you look in the mirror one night and are instantly aware that your stomach is sticking out more than usual. And then you realize, well, it's been like that for a little while. That's what pregnancy is like: it all progresses so naturally and so gradually but every now and then there is the dramatic sensation of "Oh shit! What's happening to me??"
Anyway - a seasonal variation on my favorite K-Mart commercial... (there is another variation as well, but I haven't memorized it yet)
"I found love
in a K-Mart store.
and scare the folks next door."
What's love got to do with it??